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Lips And Buttholes

A wise old man told me long ago; “You have to build a hot dog.”

To some there are little weenies, made from the kinds of things you would be deathly afraid of if you saw them before they became what they have indeed become.

The bits of often unidentifiable origin; that hail from places on the animal, that would make muskrat wildcats blush…

Lungs

Tongues

Hearts

Livers

Ears

Fears and farts

Snouts

Feet

Squeals

Tails

Skin

Hips

Testicles

 Lips

Tits

Sinuses

And anuses!

There is not much that hasn’t slipped by the scrap pile. Heck, this IS the scrap pile.

The equipment in these hot hog houses are physical representations of an abomination of nature.

Not that what they produce is not food, none less!

A failure to build a proper hot dog, intended for consumtion is a failure to make this food worth anything to the body; as if they were to eat prime cuts and no other foods that provide the other bounties of vitamins, one needs to be strong, in conjunction with the fats and acids from meat. You may be surprised to learn hotdogs are loaded with things you need.

What do I know?

Other than how I feel after eating and forcing my body into using it to survive.
(aka eating it)

An under built hot dog is a shortcut to misery. One that you will not be able to easily pin point, if your diet consists of the things like hot dogs, in the first place.

I don’t know about you, but I want better from my food; after all, we are talking about killing things and eating them. What? You thought eating a carrot is not killing it? Hm? Broccoli is not alive ever, before it became your dinner? What in fact, was not living; that you prefer to use as sustenance? You would assume vegetables have no feelings?

Their deaths should be honored as much as you would want them to die, so that you may continue to NOT become breakfast.

It is entirely possible there are many found things, of which no one shall speak. This creation is great for economy; not everything that is, is accepted by the shallow or skittish.

I am not of the intention to harm anyone’s business or the industry; the only “ist” here is The Fist!

Not so great for consumer.

Unless…

You are under the tutelage of the Fist.

You shall now learn…

Fartfist’s Hot Dog Building Technique!!!!!!!!

First!

QUALITY BUNS OF SUPERIOR PLIABILITY AND MOISTURE RETENTION!

Next!

FINELY DICED ONIONS!

TOMATO!

DILL PICKLE!

Next!

FINE SHREDDED SAUERKRAUT!

Next!

POOR QUALITY YELLOW MUSTARD!

Next!

LEFTOVER HAND-CRAFTED CHILI!

Next!

SHREDDED CHEESE BLEND CONSISTING OF CHEDDAR AND PARMESAN!

NOW!

You are ready to build a hot dog, worth of the thousands, if not millions of lives; inside your choice of tube. The hot dog matters not, not much at least; compared to the rest of the materials used. One may tell themselves what they must, to convince themselves that the brand or species of death, they appropriate, matters at all in selecting a “hot dog”. I think the fact that it was selected is indicative of the acceptance that one does not wish to know what is inside their food.

Now you do.

Who knows what they fed that cow! (They ate better than you, most likely!)

You know you are possibly eating several animals at once (possibly multiple species) and several different plant species, in many forms.

Offset this with that, is the often gist of this and that.

It’s a gutbomb with a catch.

It’s the way one would enjoy chaos and retrieve harmony.

After all, it does not stop the fact that you shall pay for it, up front and in the end; with or without toppings or condiments.

Your body does not feel that as much as your mind does.

If you will eat a hot dog, I could talk you into eating my foot!

I like many different types of feet…

Food kinds of feet…

What? That’s all you!

You thought that.

I don’t play with my food!

I play with them while they are still NOT food.

I am only playing with you.

Not another word out of you!

Eat your lips and buttholes and be glad they aren’t yours!

Hot dog construction 101 by Fartfist
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