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For Tats And Tits

I will introduce you one at a time.

Then I will introduce them both, directly in line trajectory of once! AT it!

Just so you know who you are sharing this moment with. For now, I will give you to them.

One Tit; a well loved, respected and heartily dim witted, passionate and unaccountable character! Please welcome Tit among you, as one of your own. Indeed.

And one Tat; a mysterious, yet gentle asshole with such stoic, as well as rambunctious reputations for character. Make Tat feel appreciated. Get to know each other, well. Indeed.

These are characters. The.

I have not seen more. In deeds.

There are only these. The.

Characters and deeds.

You will find them all around you.

In your offices.

In your streets.

In your homes.

In your careers.

In your governments, restrooms and battlefields.

Forever. Indefinitely. Infinity.

In the writer.

The reader.

The narrator.

The hero (ine)

The villain (ess)

In you.

That’s all…THE END!

Of course you didn’t believe me! You never do!

Why would I give you that impression, anyhow!?

Absurdity!

Meet Tit and Tat, they live for each other…together.

The end.

~


Tit
“I see pretty well; I will help everyone see.”

Tat
“I see well; you don’t see what I see.”

Tit
“You see; what you are seeing is wrong.”

Tat
“I see…well that’s your opinion.”

Tit
“There are no opinions with morality, you see.”

Tat
“Then why do you have so many? I see you don’t have hindrances expressing them morally.”

Tit
“Do you not want everything to be better? I see you are different.”

Tat
“What is better for one is not the wants of many. I see you like pointing out differences…”

Tit
“I see a brighter future for this broken world.”

Tat
“I see a world that is not broken and enough light to see it in. We don’t need yours.”

Tit
“There can never be too much light. It illuminates all that we see!”

Tat
“If one cannot see in darkness; they are blinded by the light. I can see well enough without you.”

Tit
“Your evil perspectives are clouding your ability to see the light. Why will you not help yourself even after abandoning others?”

Tat
“All you see is light. You are reliant upon a thing that only shares half of reality. When dark times come; you are hopelessly defeated.”

Tit
“I shall go then, into the light; I will be defeated in the name of righteousness!”

Tat
“Only in the face of glory, would you wave that flag. I have seen you beg.”

Tit
“I see.”

Tat
“I see, as well!”

Tit
“So, that’s how you want to play it, I see?”

Tat
“I am not playing anything.”

Tit
“You play at seeing clear enough to make decisions for yourself; the right ones are what smart survivors chose.”

Tat
“You play house. You need discipline, child. You are afraid of the dark and cannot see without the light that will not always be afforded you”

Tit
“I will teach you to better yourself, you must then make the right choices and conform to everyone’s needs. It is the only way we survive this horror! Think of the others!!!!”

Tat
“I taught you how to survive.”

Tit
“I was taught by the finest scholars of the world!”

Tat
“They are all assholes; never meet your heroes, kid.”

Tit
“How dare you!? I see you cannot be reasoned with!”

Tat
“I see you cannot accept reason while it looks in your eye.”

Tit
“I see, it seems you have been smoking something…no wonder you are an idiot.”

Tat
“I see you’ve resorted to name calling; I like this and will play your game, if you wish.”

Tit
“All of life is a game; you need the right strategies to be in the winner’s circle.”

Tat
“You need to say the right words to influence masses to eat from your hand, right?”

Tit
“If they do not eat from my hand; there will be nothing left!!”

Tat
“Right…”

Tit
“Do you not plan for the future? What am I left to think? You are crazy!”

Tat
“You are lazy…and weak.”

Tit
“You are! Look at yourself!”

Tat
“That’s what I have been trying to tell everyone!”

Tit
“Who would listen to such a barbaric evil!?”

Tat
“Apparently your rising emotions would or it could be the doubt.”

Tit
“I only doubt you, cretin!”

Tat
“Exactly, you have little faith in a living organism; especially that of a much older and wiser one.”

Tit
“Proven to be riddled with misery and suffering, you Neanderthals will all die angry.”

Tat
“There is no such motive to tantrum as you are so fueled by the thing you fear and loathe.”

Tit
“What the fuck does that even mean!? You are high or drunk, no one wants to be harmed, you buffoon!”

Tat
“That is why you must be; so that the next inevitable hit lands on a harder surface.”

Tit
“Your head must be indeed, hard. Hard enough to believe that anything you do could stop a bullet! These killers are real!”

Tat
“So, truly are the victims; they are real and you seem to be more concerned with killing. Victims need more than killers do to be recognized because there are so many who are both and only killers would wear the label willingly.”

Tit
“It’s so sad to see you wallow in evil. There are so many innocents, who would only wish to eat or live in peace!”

Tat
“That is why they have YOU. You would not know to be you, if there was not a hand extended with the beckoning of your name. You are enabling them to remain victims while you tower with your spotlight; all around your focuses, engulfed in darkness- you refuse to acknowledge.”

Tit
“I just want the best for everyone, including YOU!”

Tat
“That is the light you live under; while your ‘broken’ world, mends without your assistance in the places you are never flashing YOUR light.”

Tit
“What a monster…that’s just not right…”

Tat
“Yet, it is all YOU have left… me to remove from your open plains of softcore sufferages!”

Tit
“We must learn to live together!”

Tat
“Is that the way you would justify your hand in my ointment?”

Tit
“So selfishly abominable! You are a threat to freedom and peace!”

Tat
“You are a hypocrite.”

Tit
“Why, because I learn to better myself and others?”

Tat
“No because you would change for the others.”

Tit
“We change everyday!”

Tat
“Why can that issue, not be under your awesome light of selflessly selfish benevolence?”

Tit
“Absurd!”

Tat
“You see, we both see the same thing and nothing; opinions about a thing we all are guilty and not of committing. Existence.”

Tit
“I live in the real world and when I see something that’s broken- I get it fixed, as soon as I can!”

Tat
“Yes, go on…”

Tit
“Go on, what!? I am starting to become very triggered by you!”

Tat
“ *Wholesome Laughter* “

Tit
“You see, you are nothing but a clown! You are ridiculous!”

Tat
“A clown you would ask very serious questions to and answers expected to be the end of all of your inquisitions to whatever ends you can or cannot SEE.”

Tit
“You are just fighting for the sake of it! We will evolve past your kind!”

Tat
“You would cry discriminations and are first to point out differences, child.”

Tit
“Stop thinking I am a stupid kid!!!”

Tat
“I never once said that kids were stupid, that’s all you, smarty!”

Tit
“If a fight is what you want, then you shall have it, FRIEND!”

Tat
“So you would like me to stand without rebuttal or counter? I will wait for you to tire.”

Tit
“I mean it! Put up your dukes, I will show you the power of good! Defend yourself, tyrant!”

Tat
“I will if you can manage to strike me affectively.”

Tit
“You mean EEEffectively! Moron! Hold still, you squirming devil!”

Tat
“No, I meant what I said; Hold anything, I will destroy you.”

Tit
“You wish! You overblown, undereducated circus ape!”

Tat
“I don’t wish- I wisk; you already beaten, shell-less, quivering yolk!

Tit
“Unhand me, you never play fairly!!!!”

Tat
“You never want to play unless you win!”

Tit
“Fuck you! I hate you!”

Tat
“No one likes you either, mother fucker!  Stop hitting yourself!”

Tit
“Stop! Somebody help!”

Tat
“Oh!? Had enough? I’m not so sure…”

Tit
“….last……….word……”

Tat
“…by all means…”

Tit
“Ugh… help…peace…truce…we…”

Tat
“What was that, sounding a bit coarse…couldn’t hear you…if you want the last word, you’re going to have to speak up!”

Tit
“HELP ME.”

Tat
“…”

Ominously Foreboding  Voice:
“You two cut that shit out! Food will be ready soon; stop all that nonsense and just wait…you could go support yourselves you know!? As long as you are under my roof; you will only fight your dinner! And not a moment before it served! I taught you both, better than that!”

~The Earth
(aka your God aka a stronger person aka anything you think is above you aka your imaginary reason for everything and the will to act aka being alive with others who are also alive aka everything that’s not YOU but, what you fear the most from never knowing aka time for time aka time for someone’s bidding aka humanity aka omnipotence aka whatever you were taught aka matter aka you don’t even care.)

“I’m just a guest in this house…” by FF
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I am personally a personal personality for a personable person using this persona.

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