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Spelling Smells And Smelling Spells

I’ll spell how my spell is spelt. Sometimes I did spell the spell and no one could tell. Sometimes a dispel spell; spelled but not spelt. A magic smell. I know that I can spell it; all I want to do is smell it. Open up another eyelid; from one sense to another. Perception spell.

The Trick Of The Tech: A Trip On The Trek

As I look yonder, what do I see? A cleansing, you call catastrophe. Over the hills and through trees… Bellows the will of a fluting breeze. Converge all meanings, defining these. Through the wood; into the leaves. The proof of truth; in and of eventualities. As I walk, in the shadow of breadth. I hear

Crusading Around The Cage

Where was I!? I thought it funny; to put the “I” next to the “!”… of course, it’s not anymore, I’ve already finished that line… Wait… Nevermind… You’ve already past that line too, I suppose- by now, in the least; you have managed to read thus far… past the part where I wrote “I!”. I

The Grand Snaggletruth’s Diary Of Curious Entertainment: The Legendary Iz

I’ll get right to it. No one could ever catch the Banditoo. By my TOOTH! Until we did… The Band Of Grand And Curious Entertainers!!! Voyagers! The wife and I were explorers, before…you; we would never have found it without each other and all the same, we would never have found it… had we not

Hypothetical Afterlife #0

You lived- how ever that you did, but you did. Once lived- all that you could will be what you did. After lived- all that you’ve done is never; forever what you did. You died- how ever that you did, but you did. Once died- all that you could will be what you did. After

Honorable Edit: The Truth You Trust

Edit this last. Re-write my sentences. When you write my epitaph; you can get the last laugh. Right past your businesses… I hope that lasts; as the last to laugh is the dumb ass in these instances. You can laugh and have a blast first. If you didn’t do so; one, you’re too slow or

Question Everything

What is everything? How is everything? When is everything? Where is everything? Who has/is everything? Why have/is everything!? Who knows everything? What knows everything? When do you know everything? Where would you learn everything? How do you know everything? Why would you need to know everything? When does everything happen? Where is everything happening? Who

Masters Of The You-At-Worst

The way of modern human civilization has long been the trade. This word, in this language, will have multiple meanings on the subject of mankind. To trade it’s time; it is often a human’s most stingy negotiation To trade it’s everything. To trade is everything. One must have; one must possess a trade, in this

Tilt In Entitlement

Sure, humies…the “world” is yours… It’s not just the one kind or however you like to separate everything you think you own and understand. It’s all of you- most of you. At least until you found out you had to share….or not… I see you. I hear you. I smell you. I learn from you.

Hypothetical Afterlife #17

SIGN ON EMPTY CROSSROAD: Welcome to your imagination; you have died.For yet to be determined reasons, you are no longer living.Please choose a path, honestly. Please take the path to the north if you killed yourself.Please take the path to the west if you were killed by another life.Please take the path to the south

Problematic Procreation

One person has two problems Two problems have three solutions Three solutions make four problems Four problems find five people Five people have six dollars Six dollars pays seven people Seven people pay eight dollars Eight dollars buys nine things Nine things feed ten people Ten people find eleven plants Eleven plants feed twelve people

Hebetate For Humanity

Way back up in the front there’s an is that never was Way down in the highest mud there’s the cleanest dirt and the driest blood Go shortly past the longest jump and there shall be the flattest lump Never know and never mind; the clever show the dumbest kind Sow deep along the shallow

Anything Blue

In the place up in the skies that I mind A trace within; disguised as time I face within a face that’s mine I don’t need to invent what you’re bound to forget I can do it; I’m bound to get it Always never remember to forget it If I ain’t a member, it ain’t

Super Duper Tell All

No, even I won’t. I won’t for many reasons. First and foremost, I don’t discriminate based on morality. This separates what I consider to be noteworthy or important from most humans- considerably. I am not amused by a great deal of my past. I quite often have trouble recalling things that most would never forget…